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Stunned jurors at Croydon Crown Court heard today how a 17 year old school boy drugged and kidnapped an attractive 25 year old female teacher and made a mold of her private parts so as to create and distribute a silicone male masturbator sex toy.

David Oates, of Park West Comprehensive School, borrowed his father’s truck in February of this year and bundled the startled woman into the back of it as she walked home from the school where she taught.

Oates took the woman to a disused shipping container in an industrial park and put her to sleep with a powerful cocktail of sedatives. The teacher awoke to find her private parts covered in plaster of Paris and her body securely bound in what is known as the ‘jackhammer’ position, with her legs splayed and suspended by ropes. Oates ordered the gagged and blindfolded teacher to lie completely still, and eventually he removed the cast with medical shears. The woman was then untied and left to make her own way home.

Oates used the cast – which had created an exact replica of both her vagina and anus – as a mould from which he made over 200 true to life silicone plastic male masturbator sex toys in his father’s mold injection factory. These male masturbators were then sold in pub car parks and around the school for upwards of £70.

The teacher, who has declined to be identified, was unable to give police the identity of her attacker as she had been blindfolded throughout the kidnapping ordeal. It was only several weeks later that the male masturbator sex toy was discovered.

The teacher heard ‘lewd sniggers’ during a lesson and confiscated a male masturbator sex toy from a boy. She later recognised the male masturbator toy to be of her own private parts because Oates had even included an identifying tattoo on her left buttock. Upon questioning by police, the boy revealed the seller as Oates. When asked why he did it, Oates simply declared “Why not? It’s every schoolboy’s fantasy to f**k a school mistress.” The case continues.

California girl Jenna Haze, a 27-year old porn superstar and 2009 AVN Award for Female Performer of the Year, has just launched her own name Fleshlight, or more accurately, two Fleshlights. Fleshlights are currently the world’s best selling sex toys for men.

The Fleshlight looks like a normal flashlight on the outside, but on the inside there’s a realistic pussy, mouth or perky pink butt insert for you to penetrate and pump.

Jenna’s not the first porn star to have the Fleshlight sex toys for men developed in her name – not by a long way. Others who have lent their pussies to the posterity of Fleshlight include Paris, Vanilla de Ville, Brooke Skye, Lia 19, and Puma Swede.

But Jenna is the first to have not one, but two Fleshlights named after her. When Fleshlight asked Jenna to mold her pussy, she really wanted to get it both ways… in her pussy and her ass. So two sex toys for men have been developed in her honor.

For those who don’t know their porn personnel, Jenna is one of the top anal performers in today’s porn industry. With her Fleshlight release comes a new canal texture called “Forbidden”, giving the most realistic anal experience in a sex toy for men. The new sleeve was designed and created to simulate the unique tight and tasty experience of anal sex.

We have been exploring examples of sex toys for men that would be certain to ignite the politically correct sensitivities of feminists and examples are legion. If language alone plays a role in preserving the concept of women as nothing more than objects of male lust, then these sex toys for men are in hot water. Here are more excellent sex toys for men with titles or taglines destined to offend and insult in certain circles.

Senso Dual Playmate. This is another dual entry sex toy for men that you can penetrate via the pussy or the ass. It’s a super stretchy masturbation sleeve with a Swedish Erotica vibrator bullet you can insert to liven things up even more.

Hairy Pussy and Ass Stroker – the legend has it that this sex toy for men lets you get back to the bush with hand placed pussy hairs, and as you pound the pussy and ass you can watch a supplied DVD with hairy fantasies to turn you on further still.

Moaning Doggie Style Virtual Girl – This 12” open ended sex toys for men is a masturbator made of soft and stretchy material. The description reads: ‘The masturbator has a multi-function controller that allows her to squirm and vibrate as you give every inch of you to her hot box. She also has a moaning option that allows you to enjoy her every moan of excitement. With sample lube, you can bend this bitch over any time!’ Can’t see that kind of talk upsetting anyone, can you?

Vibrating Rear Ecstasy is a sex toy for men similar to Moaning Doggie. You take her ‘perky butt’ or pussy from behind. This toy comes with a swirl stick which when inserted into the masturbator emits hot moaning sounds as you continue to pump.

This is a famous line from the movie ‘Spinal Tap’ when the band has received complaints about their album cover being too sexist because it features a woman on all fours sniffing a gloved hand. One of the band members misinterprets its meaning as being sexy and asks ‘What’s wrong with being sexist?’ There are sex toys for men in every conceivable shape and size. However, research shows that by far the most money goes on pleasuring the penis. Not surprisingly, manufacturers have homed in on this, in particular, pocket pussies. There are more pretend pussies, pouting mouths and perky butts than you could ever possible hope to penetrate. However, all attempts at painfully correct gender inclusive prose goes right out of the window when it comes to selling sex toys for men. Here are just a few examples of great sex toys for men guaranteed to get feminists hot under the collar for all the wrong reasons.

The romantically named ‘1 in the Twat, 1 in the Tush’ is a sex toy for men that enables you to pork both orifices. Made of Fanta Flesh, another branded replica skin, this sex toy for men comes with a powerful multi-speed vibrator that rocks you with every thrust. The tagline reads ‘you can do as you please, she’s all yours and she never says no’

From Toyz In The Hood comes a sex toy for men called ‘Flip A Sista Over.’ You could scarcely make it up, but someone did. It’s a chocolate coloured two way pocket pussy. Flip it one way and it’s a pussy, flip it the other and you can also penetrate the butt. It even comes with its own little bottle of lube for a silky smooth ride.

If you’ve worn out your love doll, here’s a sex toy for men with a title guaranteed to rattle feminist feathers. ‘Fresh Pussy and Ass’ You can fit these new orifices complete with pubic hair into your love doll and revive her powers of pleasing you with tight new love tunnels to plunder.