We have been exploring examples of sex toys for men that would be certain to ignite the politically correct sensitivities of feminists and examples are legion. If language alone plays a role in preserving the concept of women as nothing more than objects of male lust, then these sex toys for men are in hot water. Here are more excellent sex toys for men with titles or taglines destined to offend and insult in certain circles.

Senso Dual Playmate. This is another dual entry sex toy for men that you can penetrate via the pussy or the ass. It’s a super stretchy masturbation sleeve with a Swedish Erotica vibrator bullet you can insert to liven things up even more.

Hairy Pussy and Ass Stroker – the legend has it that this sex toy for men lets you get back to the bush with hand placed pussy hairs, and as you pound the pussy and ass you can watch a supplied DVD with hairy fantasies to turn you on further still.

Moaning Doggie Style Virtual Girl – This 12” open ended sex toys for men is a masturbator made of soft and stretchy material. The description reads: ‘The masturbator has a multi-function controller that allows her to squirm and vibrate as you give every inch of you to her hot box. She also has a moaning option that allows you to enjoy her every moan of excitement. With sample lube, you can bend this bitch over any time!’ Can’t see that kind of talk upsetting anyone, can you?

Vibrating Rear Ecstasy is a sex toy for men similar to Moaning Doggie. You take her ‘perky butt’ or pussy from behind. This toy comes with a swirl stick which when inserted into the masturbator emits hot moaning sounds as you continue to pump.

This is a famous line from the movie ‘Spinal Tap’ when the band has received complaints about their album cover being too sexist because it features a woman on all fours sniffing a gloved hand. One of the band members misinterprets its meaning as being sexy and asks ‘What’s wrong with being sexist?’ There are sex toys for men in every conceivable shape and size. However, research shows that by far the most money goes on pleasuring the penis. Not surprisingly, manufacturers have homed in on this, in particular, pocket pussies. There are more pretend pussies, pouting mouths and perky butts than you could ever possible hope to penetrate. However, all attempts at painfully correct gender inclusive prose goes right out of the window when it comes to selling sex toys for men. Here are just a few examples of great sex toys for men guaranteed to get feminists hot under the collar for all the wrong reasons.

The romantically named ‘1 in the Twat, 1 in the Tush’ is a sex toy for men that enables you to pork both orifices. Made of Fanta Flesh, another branded replica skin, this sex toy for men comes with a powerful multi-speed vibrator that rocks you with every thrust. The tagline reads ‘you can do as you please, she’s all yours and she never says no’

From Toyz In The Hood comes a sex toy for men called ‘Flip A Sista Over.’ You could scarcely make it up, but someone did. It’s a chocolate coloured two way pocket pussy. Flip it one way and it’s a pussy, flip it the other and you can also penetrate the butt. It even comes with its own little bottle of lube for a silky smooth ride.

If you’ve worn out your love doll, here’s a sex toy for men with a title guaranteed to rattle feminist feathers. ‘Fresh Pussy and Ass’ You can fit these new orifices complete with pubic hair into your love doll and revive her powers of pleasing you with tight new love tunnels to plunder.